Shoot from the lip…
This weekend I headed out for cocktail’s with Soph and her friend Rosie. It turned out to be a poetry night at the bar that we had got comfy in. We had good seats (granny armchairs) so nothing was going to deter us!
After a couple of ‘Blossoms’ (vodka, elderflower, lemon and ginger beer – not Sophie’s rabbit!) we were serenaded with poetry. One lady read a poem made up entirely from phrases used in the latest edition of the Betterware catalogue which was interesting. We were then asked by another poet to chant ‘milk circles cheese ring’ and similar such phrases back. Yes, several more cocktail’s were required before I could find my inner poet!
So here we go (this has to be read gangster rap style):
Out with the girls having some laughs
Drinking cocktail’s with names wot were daft
Having a good giggle with Soph and Rosie
Our conversation so funny other people were being nosy
Got a (relatively) new dress
Shame my hair’s still a mess
Must use the straighteners less
Anyway, I digress
Poetry night was a bit random
So we drank cocktails with wild abandon
Had one too many ‘Clover Clubs’ – raspberry, lemon and gin
Poetry makes more sense with several cocktails in…side
Yeah, wont give up my day job (if I had one) 😉
I do like ur rap,
It sounds kinda kewl,
Reminds me of playtime,
When I was ins skool,
When you says its gangsta,
Well that’s just your choice,
I thinks it sounds gooder,
In my Somerset voice!
BRILLIANT!!! Actually laughed out loud!
Brilliant! It made me laugh – I would have loved the evening, though perhaps that has more to do with the liquid refreshments???
I don’t remember ‘milk, circles, cheese, ring’! X
Nor do I but I’d written it down to remember it as it was so random!
Actually that could have been predictive text gone nuts 😉