I was doing really well until my head got filled with porridge and cotton wool resulting in a total car crash of a mess. I’m going to list some of the things that I actually remember doing. Warning this could make you laugh or just make you want to send round a responsible adult to supervise:

• Signed a leaving card but forgot how to spell my name so had to bodge it.
• Put a baking tray on top of gluten free pizza – have had to ditch Paleo (diet not some Spanish lover) for a bit as I’m struggling to keep any drugs down without it. Yes I have pizza every other day!
• Tried to put baking tray in fridge – probably pizza related
• Left cooker on (I think after cooking a pizza – I guess it’s a good chance lets face it!)
• Got left over bolognese (whoop whoop not pizza!) portion out of the fridge and put it in the microwave and waited thinking it was taking a long time – wasn’t in the microwave it was in the fridge.
• Could not work out simple math (I have a spreadsheet) to tell my doctor how many tablets I needed – I have two degrees!
• Felt a bit better so thought I’d try a yoga class at my local gym – got there an hour early.
• Got things ready for a nice cuppa – yup salt and pepper probably not to useful.
• Put a very expensive decafinated Twinings tea bag into my already made decaf coffee – trust me Tecoffee will never catch on.
• Can’t win any arguments with my boyfriend (this is a right bummer) as I truly can’t remember what I’ve said or done most of the time.
• Have to have simple plots on TV dramas explained to me. Since when did Agatha Christie start writing for Neighbours?
• Left £50 cash back in Tescos.
• Next time I visited Tescos I concentrated so hard on not forgetting the cashback that I left my bank card instead – handy.
• Spatial awareness rather off – I cant park for s**t (no comments about women drivers please!)
• Texted the wrong person to ‘please pick up some cream for a rash’ (it was drug related rash on my legs just to clarify)
• Writing this I took a rather ridiculous amount of time looking for the exclamation mark, you may have noticed that I use this rather a lot!!!!!!!!!